LaureatesKids

I recommend this CD by my friend, Scott Perry, for your children. Click on the picture to play sample tracks.

Chicken Salad
To the tune of Wooley Bully by Sam The Sham

Onions, pickles, chicken, mayonnaise, chicken salad

Daddy told Momma,
“What’s for lunch today?”
Momma told Daddy,
“On your lousy pay
chicken salad, chicken salad.
Chicken salad, chicken salad, chicken salad.”

Chop up some onion,
chop up pickles too,
chop up some chicken,
mayonnaise in the goo,
chicken salad, chicken salad.
Chicken salad, chicken salad, chicken salad.

Said to my momma,
“What you gonna do?
I’m sick of chicken salad,
want some chicken stew,
chicken salad, chicken salad.
Chicken salad, chicken salad, chicken salad.

If you need to learn the original song before you can sing Chicken Salad just click here to hear it.

500 Robots In My House
A Review of Mayonnaise by Hypnotic Clambake

What’s a Hypnotic Clambake anyway? Well just so you’ll know, that’s the name of a band from New York who just released a new CD titled, Mayonnaise.

That’s pretty funny, don’t you think? I know I do. Just so you’ll know I also write music reviews for grown-ups at another website, but when I listened to Hypnotic Clambake and their CD, Mayonnaise, I knew my younger readers would love it too. As a matter of fact: by clicking on the picture of the album cover you can download parts of their songs from cdbaby.com and listen for yourself, then go get your parents before ordering the CD.

I want you to check out some of the many funny lyrics from their CD:

“I’ve got 500 robots in my house
To do the things that I can do without
So don’t you worry don’t you have no doubt
‘Cause I’ve got 500 robots in my house.”

Wow, must be a really big house! I sure wish I had a robot.

“Don’t be mean
Can of sardines
Don’t be mean
Can of sardines
Don’t be blue
Cheese Fondu
Don’t be mean
Can of sardines
Don’t be mean and don’t be blue
Can of sardines and cheese fondu”

No, I don’t know what they’re talking about either but the cheese fondu sounds pretty good, don’t you think?

“Roll out the carpet cut up a rug
Don’t be a spider don’t be a bug”

And this one:

“I drew my love a road map
To tell her where I’d been
She shook hands with an aardvark
Who was my next of kin”

Do you know what an aardvark is? It’s similar to an Anteater. As a matter of fact, Aardvarks do eat ants.

Mayonnaise by Hypnotic Clambake is lots of fun to listen to and I’m sure even your mom would approve. Why not ask her?